remember how fun the twitter fight was until the wanted dude hashtagged narnia and itgetsbetter and everything kind of just stopped for a second, we all took a collective gasp, the world stopped spinning on its axis, and harry tweeted about a tip jar
if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
I feel like whenever a state accepts gay marriage, all the hardcore christians against it flee the state
eventually they will all end up in one state and they will put up a barricade
but that will not help
the gay cannot be contained
this bitch is gonna end up like les mis and we are the fucking winners bitches
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
now ur talkin
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from hell which is why he gets wifi everywhere